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I can’t make it tonight, I have to rearrange my sock drawer.
Location
New York
Tags
dating
lame
stretching
I was sideswiped by a wild bike messenger today.
Location
Chicago
Tags
Black and Blue
Crazy
Fool
I ate way too much at Portillo’s today.
Location
Chicago
Tags
Red Hot
Fries
Italian Beef
Chocolate Malt
I spotted a lion prowling outside, I have to stay home so I can keep my dog safe.
Location
Lincoln Park
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Zoo
Scared
Pounce
Mane
My dog ate my homework.
Location
Chicago
Tags
Original
School
Detention